My BlogJob has been a hard and long journey, you folks! And it took forever for it to see the proverbial light at the end of the tunnel. Call me Miss Procrastination. The reasons behind my making up the word BlogJob are basically two: first, the BJ is always an irresistible temptation, so I thought that a good measure of kinky marketing could benefit my new born blog. Then, I liked the idea of naughtily playing with such pun. Laws of attraction and irony aside, this blog aims at being a cheeky and saucy conversational zipless (borrowed from the iconic ‘zipless fuck’ conceived in Erica Jong’s 1973 bestseller novel ‘Fear of Flying’) stage about sex and love, compulsion and feeling, instinct and emotion. The name Robbie Does Blogging is deliberately soaked in irony and comes from Debbie Does Dallas, the iconic 70’s porn movie. Along with the legendary Deep Throat, it belongs to the so-called Porn Golden Age, when a bunch of ‘filmmakers’ decided to break with the taboos dominating America’s sex life during the era’s sexual revolution. So, just like the garden dwarves pictured around the globe, little Robbie (I am quite petite) will write her blog picturing herself in all her penusgrinations (Freudian slip) around the globe under the claim ‘Robbie Does …’ and relative place/action/(mis)deed. The subtitle ‘Running Along the Delta of Venus’ is a tribute to two of my passions: running, which has morphed me into an endorphin-maniac, shaping my 40’s butt-cheeks into steel and Anais Nin, the controversial and revolutionary writer from the Thirties, renowned for her erotic writing, that Henri Miller, her literary and sexual mentor, called ‘the uterine language.’ Nin wrote the erotic novel “The Delta of Venus” but most importantly the gigantic personal journal called the ‘Diary,’ which she wrote non-stop and compulsively from 1931 until 1966. Training the body and feeding the mind. Two sides of the same coin, that aims at achieving psychophysical wellbeing. And sex plays a major role in it. Yet, it is the research itself that plays the key role in my dharma bum’s life, always yearning towards new and unknown horizons. Never settled nor sedated. I will rest on my laurels, once my run is over. But, in the meantime, I eschew monotony, savoring each fruitful, forbidden, hard-to-swallow (oh, yes I can) bite life puts on my plate. I am woman with insane appetites and a mad lust for life. I wish to share with you my cockbook, ops Freud once again, of tastes, vices and slips. In INSPIRATIONS, you will find a section devoted to my travels, with pictures from around the world, seasoned with tips and advice about cities I love visiting, shaking my bootie and flirting everywhere I go.
N.B. This blog was conceived to deceive people into believing my life is more intriguing than it really is.
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